This is t’Apjen (Zeedijk 1, Amsterdam). It’s about the first pub you will stumble across when you enter the city’s red light district from Centraal Station.
This boozer is said to be the oldest wood framed building in the city, dating back to 1551 and the name, which means the ape, relates to Dutch sailors paying for their accommodation at the inn with a monkey.
“Two nights stay with full Dutch, that’s a mandrill and two marmosets sir”
“Got change of a chimp?”
Now the only monkeys inside the pub’s delightfully cluttered interior are a couple of stuffed ones unless you count the English stag parties.
Pint about €5